Muffy Bolding is a mother/writer/actor/knitter/feminist/withereddebutante who likes the smell of asparagus pee, and remains obsessedwith the bathroom hygiene of her three children -- despite the factthat they are all in their 20s. She is blissfully married to a cuteJewish boy who looks like Willie Wonka, yet remains tragically in lovewith the dead poet, Ted Hughes. Ms. Bolding has the heart of a whore,the mouth of a Teamster, and is obsessed with black dresses, vintagebrooches, "Valley of the Dolls", and her two extraordinary chihuahuas,Pearl and Vivian.
She lives in Los Angeles, where she enjoys typingwords, making movies, and plucking the rings from the fingers of thedead. She was the co-creator and Editor-in-Chief of the award winningsatire zine, Fresno Lampoon, and in between writing screenplays,carnival barking, and savagely threatening her trio of darling larvaewith a wooden spoon, she publishes the zine, "Withered Debutante. " Sheis currently writing and producing for film and television, and workingon a memoir entitled, "Lucky Slut. " She has slept around, but notnearly as much as she would have liked. .